The real trouble has been a problem here in canada.  It seems that Mr Evil Guy's even eviler twin has surfaced to avenge the death of his brother.  He is attempting to do this by raising the temperatur of my fine country by 10 degree's.  As any good american citizen knows, this will melt all the igloo's, cause the polar bear population to decrease.  And there will be no more ice brewed beer!  Which as a canaidian is our life line and only source of nourishment.  This is where I call in you guy's for help.  I must become an agent so that I can get a green card to get out of this feeble country and hide my self from Mr. Evil Guy's brother .. cuz he's really big.