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Name:  Jason Bennett
A.K.A.:  Scruples
Rank:  Deputy
D.O.B.:  21
Current location:  Stephenville Crossing, NF, Canada.
Number of kills:  687
Cases:  The Zoo Bo bo.
Notes:  Undying devotion to Caffinated Hallmark is his greatest strenght.




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Puppy Love


It was hard growing up an only child.  When I was 3 my parents were killed by a 30 pound Pitt bull.  The memories are faint, all I can remember is crawling in to a small hole in a building wall.  I was scared, and all alone, and remained between the walls for about 2 day.  One day a young lady was walking by an must have hear my soft wimpers.  She stopped, and held out her hand.  She took me to her home, which was out in the country.  A beautiful place, well secluded from the rest of the world.  It was there that my life changed dramatically.

Under the care of this young lady I learned many new skills, that would become useful in my future.  I learned the fine arts of taping phone lines, killing with out a trace of evidence, and hand to hand combat.  At the age of 19, I enrolled in the college of electronics.

Shortly after completing the college course, I started making bombs.  I will always remember my first bomb, and the unsuspecting people.  Their faces when they saw what was happening was near the same look my parents made when they were being eaten alive by these people's dog.  Although the people were old and in their 70's, I felt no pain by making them suffer the way my parents had.  I will never forget the faces of any of them as they suffered.

Once I turned 21, I was ask to join the FBI. Under the guidance of Captain Caffianted Hallmark, I spent months training.  I learned to apply the skills my second mother had taught me, and take them into real life situations.  I learned to be the lean mean Agent that I am today.

Being one of the younger agents on staff with the FBI, I have much time to gain more and more skills, and become on of the best agents around.  At this point in time my only fear is the fear of corruption.  My young mind is still gullable, and there are many ways that I can be affected working in the agency.  With my self control I hope to over come this fear.  It can be done!  My goal in life is to help Captain Caffianted Hallmark take over the world.

We will suceed!




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