Milo's Madness
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I am going to show you around my cage... Vell all you people call it the veb, but I think it looks like my cage. I live in Stockholm, Sweden. No! I am not blond as you can see but I do speak with a Sveedish accent.
If you vant to know more about chinchillas, you can visit ChinNet.
They have tons of great stuff about my kind...
Being a chinchilla, I do not get upset easily. But this Taco Bell, chihuahua dog trying to speak spanish or vhatever... He's gotta go. You see, they originally wanted me, but I vould not lower myself to TV advertisements. And my saying goes more like, "Locate a K.F.C.!". You can see where they got "Yo Quiero Taco Bell!". They both sound the same when pronounced out loud.
I do believe every dog has his day. Justice will prevail and I vill
get the fame I deserve.
This is going to be a scary part of my page. I vill bring you into the deep, dark terrors behind things like: Newspaper, wood shavings, steel tubes with metal balls in them, rat poison (don't ask), cats, brewskies, and electrical cords.
I vill also give you the fuzzies, a spot to add poetry, pics of yourselves and
your people. Your input is vhat vill make us strong. Let me lead you
into a vorld vithout cages and cats, let me......... voops. he he
Since I am a chinchilla, I have no ability to type or learn HTML. That does not prevent me from getting my point across. I have learned to irritate my owner (Robyn) till she bends to my vill.
Now, I ask you the people/critters to help me bug her into creating the page
of all
fuzzy animals dreams. A page that us fuzzies can express ourselves
artistically and intellectually. A page vhere ve CAN MAKE OUR PLANS TO RULE THE
WORLD!!!!
Voops, did I say that out loud?
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