There was a chinchilla, who lived near a cat
the feline a hardy old smelly old brat

A few days a passed since chincilla was asked
to have lunch with the cat next of door

But as if he had not new the cat would come threw
chin's door heard a thrump and a bang

And I ask again my fuzzy grey friend
why not my home you come too

Because my fine hind and tender soft ears
would go overly well in your stew...

Authour unwilling to admite it..