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Next Agent 		Name:  Brad Foster
A.K.A.:  Shower Stall
Rank:  Recruit
D.O.B.:  14
Current location: ????
Number of kills:  1/2
Cases:  The stolen urinal pucks.
Notes:  Can eat 5 pies in one caffene minute, also a member of CSIS divison.



Me
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When I Forgot To Feed My Shower

I was sitting up late at night looking pictures from a vacation when I heard a strange noise.  It sounded like a loud whisper.  My body froze, and I felt that feeling of fear in my stomach.  Then I remembered the radio was on and I only had to fart.  So I went back to looking at the pictures.

I was at the young age of 14, the night of my birthday, and I got so bored I went downstairs.  It was really dark so I went for the lightswitch.  I raised my hand to flip on the overhead lamp when two small glowing balls appeared in the darkness of the living room.

I had that same feeling in my stomach, but this time, I knew it was fear.  They started moving, and as they got closer, a face appeared. I realized it was a person, and they had yet to realize I was there.  They crept closer to my general direction, when I noticed their face.

I had been watching the news the day before and there was an alert about a mad man who was on a killing spree.  It was him!
I just stood in my dark Joe Boxer boxers and Seasame Street t-shirt.  As soon as the man left my side door, he sat down outside.  I guess he thought no one was home, because my dad was over getting drunk with Ronald McDonald at the local bar.

I went out there and kicked his ass like Jackie Chan!  That's when I decided to join the Eaton's savings club.  It was a while after, when I was 14 1/4 and I thought I should join the club against Starbucks, trying to take over Canadian Second Cup. I eventually was taken away by the Italian Mofia and taught special skills like kicking ass and the secrets of walking quietly.




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